当代英美幽默精品――儿童篇(英汉对照)

Contents 1 Pain-killers 2 An Interesting Girl 3 What Are You Doing? 4 Laughing and Crying 5 Doing Homework 6 The Smartest Kid 7 Great News 8 Do you Know Who l Am? 9 Fried Chicken 10 93 and 39 11 Do You Have Experience in Flying? 12 It's Not That 13 Sharks and Crocodiles 14 Making Up 15 First Prize 16 Why Not Pay Me Allowance? 17 Mother and Son 18 Mother and Daughter 19 Grapes and Bananas 20 Who Wants to Have a Banana? 21 The Art of Cry 22 Is There a Crib in Your Stomach? 23 No Hoes 24 Ten Cents 25 An Opposite Example 26 At a Loss 27 A Clever Answer 28 A Faithful Pupil 29 Who Is the Most Obedient? 30 Why Is He Crying? 31 Love 32 Why Not Divorce Daddy? 33 The Little Girl's Wish 34 Why Is She Crying? 35 The importance of a Second Language 36 The Dog That Can Do Arithmetic 37 Naughty Boys 38 The Accident 39 Always Last 40 The Greatest Liar 41 l Can't See Clearly 42 Is She a Real Doll? 43 Where Is Father? 44 Where Is the Cake? 45 At the Bottom 46 Is Tom Selfish? 47 A Kind Brother 48 It's Somebody Else's Turn 49 Tom and His Grandma 50 The Whole Box of Candy 51 Chocolate and Kiss 52 I couldn't Find a Snake 53 l Left aNote, Too 54 Is Little Jack Clever? 55 A Good Box of Matches 56 The Orchard Is Burning 57 How Did the Kitten Die? 58 Is He Very Silly? 59 He Is a Barber 60 Where's My Son? 61 Can He Play the Violin? 62 Why Was the Boy Crying? 63 Chap in the Coffin 64. Is the River Deep? 65 Do You Have Fingernails? 66 A Sausage 67 What's the World's Record? 68 l Have Several Papas and Mamas 69 Why Was He Angry? 70 Is Her Father Blind? 71 Will Willie's Grandfather Be Happy? 72 Is It a Good Way? 73 An Interesting Boy 74 Mr Jenkins' Nose 75 A Naughty Boy 76 Why Was He Crying? 77 Julie's Prayers 78 A Silly Boy 79 A Cowardly Person 80 A Teapot 81 An Interesting Answer 82 Two Pieces of Cake 83 Behind the Church 84 Elephants and Vacuum Cleaners 85 An Interesting Answer 86 Is Jim Clever? 87 A Clever Girl 88 Swallow a Toy 89 Practising Polite Language 90 l Cannot See 91 Save Father 92 Don't Tell Him 93 Two Babies 94 Heaven 95 A Clever Boy 96 Two Boys 97 OneDollar 98 What's His Number? 99 l Want to Get Married 100 Father and Son 101 l Hate Her- 102 Where's Her Mother? 103 Now She Knows 104 Blooming Chickens 105 Ask Your Mother 106 Simple Solution 107 My Feet Are Clean 108 Downhill and Uphill 109 They Are in My Pocket 110 Why Is He So Brave? 111 An interesting Baby-sitter 112 A Speaking Role 113 Where is the Cat? 114 Silly Tom 115 What Doesn't she Like? 116 Very Clean 117 Hammer and Nails 118 A Dirty Old Nickle 119 Why is He Crying? 120 School Report 121 l'm Not Nearsighted 122 Is Tom Brave? 123 What is His Uncle? 124 In Front of the Mirror 251 The Foolish Worm 252 By Train 253 The Pen 254 Tom Saw A Tiger 255 We Know Everything