当代英美幽默精品--师生篇(英汉对照)

Contents 1. An Interesting Lady 2. Talking about Hair 3. l'm Having a Cigar Now 4. Where's His Sled? 5. Where Are Our Tails? 6. l Wish l Could 7. Why Is His Handwriting Very Poor? 8. It's Sunday Tomorrow 9. Who Isn't Here? 10. The Plural Form of "Child' 11. Which Friend? 12. History Repeated Itself 13. King of the Animals 14. Quality of a Musician 15. Asking the Question 16. You Are Wrong 17. Three Reasons 18. l Will Be lll Tomorrow 19. Why Didn't His Father Punish Him? 20. Have You Read Hamlet? 21. l Like Fried Chicken 22. Professor's Apology 23. You Spelled Your Name Correctly 24. An Absent-minded Professor 25. The Students' Wish 26. Hear ana Cold 27. Is John Listening? 28. An interesting Answer 29. Why is Andre Late? 30. An insteresting Student 31. l Never Thought So 32. More intelligent in Dreams 33. She Doesn't Like Reading 34. Right Answer? 35. Why Are They Late? 36. Where Are the Cannibals? 37. Talking about a Hunter 38. The Right Answer 39. l Hope So Too 40. An Interesting Answer 41. His Third Birthday 42. What's the Biggest in the World? 43. What's His Pray? 44. What Is a Cannibal? 45. The Future Tense 46. I Know 47. Four Apples 48. Six Wild Animals 49. Big Hands 50. Why Are They Running? 51. Who is the King of the Animals? 52. Black Hens and White Hens 53. Electricity and Lightning 54. Hot Water 55. l Don't Know 56. Inside and Outside 57. This is My Father 58. Too Much Homework 59. The Result 60. Only one Question 61. On the Outside 62. He Lives in the Basement 63. From l to 20 64. Two Cows 65. Why is Tom Late? 66. Swallow and Sparrow 67. Who is the Little Boy? 68. Discover and invent 69. Who Breaks the Window? 70. The Problem is Not Difficult 71. Mother is Too Busy 72. They Are All Dead 73. Signature 74. The Gender of Words 75. Guess a Riddle 76. Sloppy Words 77. A Funny Excuse 78. A Soldier without a Gun 79. An Arithmetic Problem 80. Mother's Name 81. A Good Shooting 82. Why Was Benny Late? 83. An Absent-minded instructor 84. Misunderstanding 85. Where's Columbia University? 86. Date or Telephone Number? 87. The Use of Pig 88. A True Answer 89. Zoo and Park 90. The Climate of New Zealand 91. Gomg to Heaven 92. Ladies First 93. l'm Trying to Stop It 94. How Do You Know? 95. More Names to Remember 96. Outwitted 97. Johnny's Answer 98. Why Fish Only Live in Water? 99. Father's Name lOO. Try the New Food lOl. You Do It 102. John Milton 103. Who is an idiot? 104. Water and lce 105. Is He a Good Boy? 106. Two Pronouns 107. Two Seats 108. A Clever Professor 109. The Same Mother 110. Cleaning Knives 111. Here Is Another 112. A Silly Professor 113. This is My Father 114. H to O 115. Beer 116. Telephone Number 117. Where Do You Have Trouble? 118. Teacher's Pest 119. Is Mary's Answer Right? 120. Synonym 121. Three Days 122. Frank's Answer 123. You Can't Do That 124. Jenny's Choice 181. A Short Composition 182. Counting 183. Whose Mistakes? 184. An Interesting Professor 185. Tom's Reason 186. The Professor and the Wreath 187. Sleep 188. A Proverb 189. Sugar 190. Who Found America? 191. A Clever Boy 192. The Same Mother