外国幽默讽刺故事精选（9）--英汉对照

1 Talking about a Hunter 2 Selling the House 3 An Offer of Marriage 4 The Young Man and His Boss 5 A Family Quarrel 6 Is She a Real Doll? 7 Where is Father? 8 You Got it Again 9 Where is the Cake? 10 At the Bottom 11 Is He a Crab? 12 A Silly Man 13 l'm the Bridegroom 14 The Right Answer 15 Is Tom Selfish? 16 A Kind Brother 17 It's Somebody Else's Turn 18 Tom and His Grandma 19 The Whole Box of Candy 20 Chocolate and Kiss 21 l Couldn't Find a Snake 22 l Left a Note, Too 23 Why Are They Late? 24 Where Are the Cannibals? 25 An interesting Student 26 l Never Thought So 27 Is John Listening? 28 An interesting Answer 29 The Students' Wish 30 Is Little Jack Clever? 31 Heat and Cold 32 You Spelled Your Name Correctly 33 An Absent-minded Professor 34 l Like Fried Chicken 35 Me Either 36 Come and Catch Mice 37 A Good Box of Matches 38 I Have the Key 39 The Orchard is Uurning 40 Is He Blind? 41 Profesor's Apology 42 Where Are His Mittens? 43 The Apple Pie 44 The Woman and Her Three Dogs 45 How Did the Kitten Die? 46 Is He Very Silly? 47 An interesting Patient 49 Misunderstanding 50 He is a Barber 51 Where's My Son? 52 Can He Play the Violin? 53 Do You Have Fingernails? 54 North or South? 55 Who is Cleverer? 56 A Sausage 57 Brea'd and Eyes 58 What's the World's Record? 59 How Did She Kill Her Husband? 60 l Have Several Papas and Mamas 61 Why Was He Angry? 62 Why Didn't His Father Punish Him? 63 Two Poor Travellers 64 Have You Read Hamlet? 65 Weight or Money? 66 Is the Archaeologist Clever? 67 l Would Wish to Be an Orphan 68 Bernard Shaw and a Girl 69 Tit for Tat 70 Giving You a New Start 71 Chaplain's First Appearance on the Stage 72 The Grand Prize 73 The Ragged Boys 74 Is Her Father Blind? 75 Will Willie's Grandfather Be Happy? 76 A Drunkard 77 One Thousand Times 78 l Have to Save Myself First 79 Is He Really Somebody? 80 A New Drug 81 Tom and Jack 82 He is Too Ugly 83 He is Too Fat 84 The Swallow and the Sparrow 85 Two Pence 86 Where Are the Tickets? 87 The Clever Salesman 88 A New Record 89 First and Last 91 An interesting Barber 92 Is He Blind or Lame? 93 Brake and Horn 94 l Can Borrow it 95 The Meaning of Dreams 96 Why Do Men Go First? 97 l've Run Out of Film 98 Imagination 99 Whose Fault? 100 Has the Lion Read the Book? 练习题答案 生词表