外国幽默讽刺故事精选(4)--(英汉对照)

Contents 1 Is He a Real Man? 2 Bad Luck 3 The Smell is Terrible 4 l Have Sold 68 Cats 5 It's Not That 6 Too Dangerous 7 A Football Fan 8 We Are Triplets 9 Where is His Hat? 10 Who is That Man? 11 The Burglar and the Lawyer 12 She Has a New Husband 13 l Married Your Sister 14 I KeptMyWord 15 He Was Broke Again 16 Bicycle or Bull? 17 You Got it Again 18 Whose Ranch? 19 l Thougnt the Owner Was Dead 20 Is the Owner Silly? 21 A Silly Wife 22 A Speaking Role 23 The Boss and His Secrtary 24 No Problem 25 Do You Think So? 26 An interesting Baby-sister 27 TooSlow 28 An interesting Old man 29 Changing Diapers 30 An interesting Doctor 31 That' s What Makes it So Rare 32 What's New? 33 It Caught Fire 34 Is the Guide Right? 35 Poor Handwriting 36 He Could Fly Too 37 Can l Come Inside? 38 Two Tombs 39 He is Too Short and Fat 40 He is Too Old 41 l Was Hurrying to Get Off it 42 Who Wants to Have a Banana? 43 The Top Part 44 What'sHisWifeGoing toDo? 45 Next Life 46 An Unsuccessful Operation 47 Where's Her Mother? 48 Not a Good Cook 49 A True Politician 50 Fifteen Years Ago 51 Parent and Teacher 52 The Oldest Mom 53 Three People Burried in One Grave 54 In a Restaurant 55 l'm the Doctor 56 He Can Wash Himself 57 A Big Present 58 Saliva Would Freeze 59 Now She Knows 60 Have a "Higher" Pay 61 Call Back in Ten Years 62 Quits 63 Where Were You Monday and Tuesday? 64 Is Mrs Smith Clever? 65 No Man is Perfect 66 Twenty-six Candles 67 Let Him Go 68 ADog'sLife 69 He Knows the Reason Why 70 What's the Difference? 71 Let'sGoTogether 72 No imitation Car 73 A Young Wife 74 On Economy 75 White and Black 76 Are You Jack? 77 What is He Worried about? 78 Coat and Cold 79 Where Would You Be? 80 A Fur Coat 81 Why is She Crying? 82 The Best Way 83 We Always Shout 84 Whom Would You Save First? 85 She is Always Right 86 Before Marriage and after Marriage 87 Who is Talking All the Time? 88 Who is an idiot? 89 You Must Have Some Practice 90 Why is Her Voice Hoarse? 91 An ideal Husband 92 l Have One Already 93 Why Does His Wife Kiss Him? 94 l'm Not inquisitive 95 l Have Learned a Lot 96 A Poor Husband 97 The Result of Laziness 98 Johnny's Answer 99 What's His Pray? 100 Who is Kissing Her? 101 A Memento in the Gold Locket 102 Order the Ambiance 103 Try the New Food 104 Blooming Chickens 105 Tom Pants Better 106 An Optimist in the Desert 107 The Ducks Are Not Mine 108 Disneyland Left 109 Hospital Rules 110 Did She Start at One? 111 Pretend He is Dad 113 An Unforgettable Flight 114 A Miracle 115 Three Questions 116 A Note on the Menu 221 Two Pronouns 222 The Best Way 223 Two Seats 224 Neither Did l 225 Who is That Woman? 226 it's Yesterday's Paper 227 SheCan't SingWell 228 Why Do They Wear Masks? 生词表