外国幽默讽刺故事精选(1)(修订版)

Contents 1. An Absent-minded Professor 2. Father's Motto 3. He Was Caught 4. Drunk 5. A Man to Guard the Clothes 6. A Seaman Who Couldn't Swim 7. Nobody Is Perfect 8. Shorten Hours 9. Fishing 10. One Woman Is Equal to Five Ducks 11. A Big-headed Boy 12. All the False Are Ugly 13. A Heated Discussion in a Family 14. Opening a Branch Office 15. l Don't Need to Steal Any More 16. A Penny 17. Why Study? 18. The Doctor and the Lawyer 19. To Be Very Still 20. The History is Repeating itself 21. You Ought to Be Ashamed 22. History Examination 23. Father's Name 24. Only "One Day" 25. Take Medicine 26. Mark Twain's Absent-mindedness 27. A Difficult Case 28. Two Female Fans 29. The Housekeeper in a Church 30. A Misunderstanding Note 31. A Barber's Joke 32. A Way to Sell 33. Do Everything with Enthusiasm! 34. The Foolish Buffalo 35. Our President is His Chauffeur 36. A Sleepyhead Congregation 37. A False Story 38. Why Are You Trembling? 39. A Story about an Old Admiral 40. Henpecked Husbands 41. A Rich Father 42. The Greatest Liar 43. Tell Me When We Get There 44. A Talkative Girl 45. Stupid Question 46. What's His Number? 47. A Private Conversation 48. Appendicitis 49. A Miser 50. Pulling a Doorbell 51. The Best and the Worst 52. She Would Do More 53. Are Flies Good to Eat? 54. Let's Share This Twenty Bucks 55. Male or Female? 56. A Ten-thousand-year-old Tortoise 57. A Perfectly Calm Guest 58. The Salesperson and the Little Girl 59. An Exacf Man 60. Don't Be Frightened! 61. Three Boasters and a Bear 62. Why Were You Watching Me in My Bath? 63. There Are No Problems. There Are Only Opportunities 64. Stone and Stonebreaker 65. A Gardener Mr. Williams 66. A "Clever" Man 67. Special Request 68. Two Good Neighbours 69. Who Are You Married to? 70. What a Mess! 71. My Wife Doesn't Lay Eggs 72. My Small Frying-pan 73. Do You Know My Work? 74. Absent-minded Professors 75. What a Good Young Man' 76. Get Up! 77. I Didn't Want to Walk Home! 78. A Race at Night 79. A Silly Husband 80. Use a Pencil 81. Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith 82. Where is the Fish? 83. The Easiest Question in the World 84. Who Sent the Tickets? 85. The Camera and Jewelry 86. Missed Again 87. Who is the Silly Pig? 88. Tom Bought Glasses 89. Super Weekend 90. A Successful Present 91. A Naughty and Clever Boy 92. What Left Behind? 93. Do What You Told Me 94. It's Time to Rest after Supper 95. Nasreddin and the Horse 96. "Give" or "Take"? 97. All Men Are the Same 98. Harry Bought Shoes 99. Unnecessary Words 100. A Story about a Thief 101. Henry Went to See a Doctor 102. Why Do You Never Phone Me? 103. Only Peter Could Answer the Question 104. Peasant and Landlord 105. We'll Go There during the Night 106. Why Fishes only Live in Water? 107. l Save Two Pence Less 108. For Love or for Money? 109. Two Sailors and a Boy 110. Einstein and Driver 111. A Lottery Ticket 112. A. Hunter 113. A Lady and a Hat 114. The importance of a Second Language 166. Tossing a Coin 生词表